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To get to the other side |
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Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him |
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To prove he wasn’t chicken |
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To show the frog how it’s done |
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Because the light turned green |
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To stop, drop and egg roll |
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Because he had the bird flu and wanted to end his misery |
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For Sweet and Sour night at the Mandarin across the street |
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He didn't want to stop for directions. |
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To get a better look at Brangelina's baby |
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